Roadblock Blog

You Might Be A Roadblock If…

... you think Condi Rice looks really hot in those black leather high-heeled boots of hers.

... you can still swear with a straight face that the United States has not, does not, and never will torture anybody. Period. No, no, we really mean that. Never ever. Unless, of course, they’re really, really asking for it.

... you think George W. Bush is The. Best. President. Ever. ... Okay, well, maybe the best since Ronald Reagan, anyway. But he was The. Best. President. Ever. ... So that still makes this one awfully darn good.

... you believe that if those pesky liberal Democrats ever manage to pass S-CHIP the way they want to, then the terrorists will have already won.

... you insist on sending your kids to public schools because you know that No Child Left Behind has done such a terrific job of fixing everything that was wrong with our nation’s educational system, and that’s why you’re not worried that rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?

... as far as you’re concerned, Trent Lott and Mitch McConnell are still your majority leaders.

... you think the word “cloture” sounds like one of those internal disorders they try to sell you stuff to fix in all those late-night TV ads.

... when Dick Cheney says “Jump!” you ask, “How high?”

... you think that partisan politics driven by the commonplace of bad ideology is better than public policies derived from the marketplace of good ideas.

... you’d sooner let yourself be waterboarded than ever let yourself get caught listening to NPR, much less ever let yourself get caught watching that moonbat loudmouth with the funny eyeglasses on MSNBC.

... staying the course in Iraq until we’ve achieved victory over the evil insurgents and spread democracy throughout the Middle East still sounds like perfectly sound military strategerizing to you.

... you’ve got your very own leather-bound first edition copy of “My Pet Goat,” signed by the author.

... you’re really glad that the Bush family’s turning out to be a renewable Presidential dynasty, because people who live in White Houses shouldn’t stow thrones.

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