My Name is Elizabeth
An animated Elizabeth Dole enters a 12-step program.
You Might Be A Roadblock If…
... you think George W. Bush is The. Best. President. Ever. ... Okay, well, maybe the best since Ronald Reagan, anyway. But he was The. Best. President. Ever. ... So that still makes this one awfully darn good.
... you can still swear with a straight face that the United States has not, does not, and never will torture anybody. Period. No, no, we really mean that. Never ever. Unless, of course, they’re really, really asking for it.
... you believe that if those pesky liberal Democrats ever manage to pass S-CHIP the way they want to, then the terrorists will have already won.
